You know what slaps?
A master bedroom with not one but two walk-in robes. A separate children’s or guest wing at the back with second bath, powder room, and activity room (or boujee sitting room… now that really slaps).
What else? The laundry and linen cupboard being tucked away in the wing too, out of sight. The theatre at the front away from the hustle and bustle out the back. Because grown-ups need their activity *cough* Netflix *cough* rooms too.
The island kitchen with walk-in pantry that overlooks the living and dining and alfresco?
It just, well… slaps.