Okay our little luxe-lovin’ mark-makers, listen up: this one we did just for you.

4 beds, 2 bathrooms (duh… like you’d settle for anything less). A theatre, obviously. Central island kitchen with a walk-in pantry AND scullery. So coastal grandma chic, we’re slipping into our beige two-piece already.

Master suite at the rear complete with a bath (when we said two baths, we meant it!). The only question will be: clawfoot or alcove? Whatever you choose, we know it’ll be marble (or, y’know… at least marble looking).

All designed to fit a neat 15x30m block. So sure, it’s a little boujee. But a whole lotta practical, too.